about me

• i'm dylan

• i play/enjoy basketball

• i would die for the boston celtics and the indiana pacers (god bless larry bird)

• i started daily-driving linux when i was 12. i started with manjaro (worst decision oat) and switched to arch when i was 13. (fyi, im a straight white male and not a furry)

• my pc specs are the following:

• amd 7600x w/ 6 cores and 12 threads

• amd radeon 9060 xt 16gb

• 16gb of g.skill ddr5

• 1tb nvme boot drive

• arch linux, kde - im a recovering hyprland addict

• built 11/23/2025-11/24/2025



• laptop fastfetch:

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`d$$'     ,$P"'   .    $$$     Uptime: 13 mins
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 $$:      $$.   -    ,d$$'     Shell: bash 5.2.37
 $$;      Y$b._   _,d$P'       Display (LPL0000): 1024x768 @ 60 Hz in 15"
 Y$$.    `.`"Y$$$$P"'          DE: Xfce4 4.20
 `$$b      "-.__               WM: Xfwm4 (X11)
  `Y$$b                        WM Theme: Breeze
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       `Y$$b.                  Font: Sans (10pt) [GTK2/3/4]
         `"Y$b._               Cursor: Adwaita
             `""""             Terminal: x-terminal-emulator
                               CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 T5500 (2) @ 1.67 GHz
                               GPU 1: Intel Mobile 945GM/GMS/GME
                               GPU 2: Intel Mobile 945GM/GMS
                               Memory: 998.41 MiB / 1.92 GiB (51%)
                               Swap: 173.62 MiB / 1.99 GiB (9%)
                               Disk (/): 6.07 GiB / 30.44 GiB (20%) - btrfs
                               Disk (/home): 11.96 GiB / 413.73 GiB (3%) - btrfs
                               Local IP (wlan0): 192.168.0.14/24
                               Battery (DELL 00): 100% [AC Connected]
                               Locale: en_US.utf-8
      



• i'm a devout lutheran. praise be to God and the gifts He has bestowed upon me

• contrary to popular belief, i cant program, although i did write this website by hand (html and css isnt programming)

• i have untreated torticollis, as diagnosed by the lovely folks at urgent care

• i play the saxophone (two years) and the piano (4-5 years)

• i'm an honor student. never gotten less than a b+ (my theater teacher quit half way through the semester) thus far. i was in the honors society until i resigned in 2025

• favorites:

• favorite movie oat is the computer wore tennis shoes (1969)

• favorite game is super doomspire on roblox

• favorite non-roblox game is team fortress 2. i main engi, formerly medic before i lost it

• favorite album/mixtape is death grips's exmilitary

• my favorite band changes frequently, but for a while i've been leaning towards kero kero bonito. time n' place is probably my second favorite album, and my favorite song of all time is lipslap by kero kero bonito, or perhaps i talk to the wind by king crimson. again, it changes a lot.

• favorite tv show is mr. robot

• favorite anime is neon genesis evangelion. i wish asuka was real